My Claim To Lame

This is the pretty hot and mildly entertaining blog of aspiring aspirer Truman Alfaro. I promise to make you smirk. Maybe even giggle. Follow me on Twitter for 140 characters of stupidity. I believe in original content so most everything you find here are either pictures I've taken or blogs I've written. If I really, really, really enjoy something, then you'll see me reblog it.

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I’m really good with girls.

I’m really good with girls.

So close.

So close.

New apartment, new wifi.

New apartment, new wifi.

Found in Grilled Cheese Fest portapotty: alka seltzer, pepto bismol, and tums tablets. Someone here thinks ahead.

Found in Grilled Cheese Fest portapotty: alka seltzer, pepto bismol, and tums tablets. Someone here thinks ahead.

Kayak parking only

The art in my hotel room

makes me think of

Woop woop, that’s the sound of da police

Woop woop, that’s the sound of da police

A gift card worth $50 marked down in price to $65 from the original $100? What a steal.

A gift card worth $50 marked down in price to $65 from the original $100? What a steal.

Best. Airline Ad. Ever.

Best. Airline Ad. Ever.

Diabeetus.

Diabeetus.