My Claim To Lame

This is the pretty hot and mildly entertaining blog of aspiring aspirer Truman Alfaro. I promise to make you smirk. Maybe even giggle. Follow me on Twitter for 140 characters of stupidity. I believe in original content so most everything you find here are either pictures I've taken or blogs I've written. If I really, really, really enjoy something, then you'll see me reblog it.

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Immaturity Level: 8

Immaturity Level: 8

Immaturity Level: 10

Immaturity Level: 10

Help my friend, Soma, get this job! She’s perfect for it and you can’t spell Awesome without Soma. somaroy: Hello Tumblr friends! Are we friends on Facebook? I mean, I know Facebook isn’t doing as well as it used to, but that is not really the point here. The point is I need references. Ok, I don’t need references, but I want them. You might not know me in real life, but if you read anything I write on here, then you know that my current job has very few highlights. There is a pretty sweet job that I applied for at a startup called ZocDoc, and it’s kind of right up my alley and I mean that in a very non-perverse way, ok? So add me on Facebook or drop me a sweet note on Tumblr and hopefully help me get a job at which I will get catered lunch every day and perhaps even where I will be able to make a difference in the future of healthcare. Thanks, Tumblr friends. I owe you guys one. With warm regards, Soma

Help my friend, Soma, get this job! She’s perfect for it and you can’t spell Awesome without Soma.

somaroy:

Hello Tumblr friends!

Are we friends on Facebook? I mean, I know Facebook isn’t doing as well as it used to, but that is not really the point here.

The point is I need references. Ok, I don’t need references, but I want them. You might not know me in real life, but if you read anything I write on here, then you know that my current job has very few highlights. There is a pretty sweet job that I applied for at a startup called ZocDoc, and it’s kind of right up my alley and I mean that in a very non-perverse way, ok?

So add me on Facebook or drop me a sweet note on Tumblr and hopefully help me get a job at which I will get catered lunch every day and perhaps even where I will be able to make a difference in the future of healthcare.

Thanks, Tumblr friends. I owe you guys one.

With warm regards,

Soma

Can’t stop listening.

#sixseasonsandamovie

16 year-old me made the Relationship Mixtape to end all Relationship Mixtapes.

16 year-old me made the Relationship Mixtape to end all Relationship Mixtapes.

“That’s all she wrote.”

“Glee” was filming at the mall near where I work. I bumped into one of the stars of the show on the other side of the mall without realizing she’s actually on the show. There goes my chance to sing Bohemian Rhapsody on national tv.

“Glee” was filming at the mall near where I work. I bumped into one of the stars of the show on the other side of the mall without realizing she’s actually on the show. There goes my chance to sing Bohemian Rhapsody on national tv.