My Claim To Lame

This is the pretty hot and mildly entertaining blog of aspiring aspirer Truman Alfaro. I promise to make you smirk. Maybe even giggle. Follow me on Twitter for 140 characters of stupidity. I believe in original content so most everything you find here are either pictures I've taken or blogs I've written. If I really, really, really enjoy something, then you'll see me reblog it.

I’m past the “Offended at this person’s racism” point and am currently in the “Offended at this person’s spelling and grammar” point.

*I would’ve blurred his name but I kind of feel that if he’s publicly posting this on Facebook, then he’s man enough to own up to it on the rest of the internet.

Twinsies!

This lady wins all the internet awards I have to offer.

Anything is possible, Facebook. You’re just not putting your mind to it.

Things that make me an adult

I’m 27 years old.
I pay bills.
I have my own apartment.

Things that don’t make me an adult

I wear Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy that boxers my parents bought me.

Google Ads is not without a sense of humor.

Its complete except some of the screws are missing

Craigslist ad for a bed frame.

Someone doesn’t understand the concept of “complete”.

The red icons represent sexual offenders.

My social calendar is going to be packed.

I bet Narnia is on the other side of that mailbox.

Its complete except some of the screws are missing

I’m glad Apple included the “Make you look like a soul-sucking death monster from Hell” iPhone photo feature and called it “Remove Red Eye”