My Claim To Lame

This is the pretty hot and mildly entertaining blog of aspiring aspirer Truman Alfaro. I promise to make you smirk. Maybe even giggle. Follow me on Twitter for 140 characters of stupidity. I believe in original content so most everything you find here are either pictures I've taken or blogs I've written. If I really, really, really enjoy something, then you'll see me reblog it.

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Kayak parking only

The art in my hotel room

makes me think of

Woop woop, that’s the sound of da police

Woop woop, that’s the sound of da police

A gift card worth $50 marked down in price to $65 from the original $100? What a steal.

A gift card worth $50 marked down in price to $65 from the original $100? What a steal.

Best. Airline Ad. Ever.

Best. Airline Ad. Ever.

Diabeetus.

Diabeetus.

No reviews? I don’t knowwww…

No reviews? I don’t knowwww…

…Or spellchecking.

…Or spellchecking.

No amount of laughter will uncreepify that comment.

No amount of laughter will uncreepify that comment.

You’re telling me a guy with THAT mustache used to make porn? BLASPHEMY. 

You’re telling me a guy with THAT mustache used to make porn? BLASPHEMY.