EBOLA drives in the fast lane at 30mph for 6 miles with its right turn signal on.
EBOLA went on a date your sister and conveniently forgot its wallet, so she had to pay.
EBOLA is LITERALLY the Devil. LITERALLY, Ebola is walking around draped in red and has horns and a pitchfork.
EBOLA cheated off your math test!
EBOLA took your lunch money!
EBOLA writes spoilers to The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, and Breaking Bad…WITHOUT A SPOILER ALERT.