This is the pretty hot and mildly entertaining blog of aspiring aspirer Truman Alfaro. I promise to make you smirk. Maybe even giggle. Follow me on Twitter for 140 characters of stupidity. I believe in original content so most everything you find here are either pictures I've taken or blogs I've written. If I really, really, really enjoy something, then you'll see me reblog it.
This is the world we live in.
I believe you.
I’m really good with girls.
New apartment, new wifi.
Found in Grilled Cheese Fest portapotty: alka seltzer, pepto bismol, and tums tablets. Someone here thinks ahead.